The honesty isn't just a vibe — it's also the law, and we'd rather over-explain than overpromise.
FDA disclosure. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Parabloom products are dietary supplements, not medicines.
Structure / function claims. Where we describe what an ingredient may “support” or “help with,” we are making structure-function statements about general wellbeing, not disease claims. Words like “may,” “supports,” and “promising research” are deliberate, not hedging — the evidence for functional mushrooms is genuinely early-stage, and we represent it that way.
Individual results vary. Our entire promise is “it worked for me, maybe it'll work for you.” That is a statement about individual experience, not a guarantee of any outcome. Some people feel a difference; some feel nothing. Our return policy exists precisely because we can't promise which one you'll be.
Not medical advice. Nothing on this site is a substitute for professional medical care. Consult a qualified healthcare provider before starting any supplement, especially if you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or managing a health condition.
Placeholder text for mockup purposes. All claims and policies to be reviewed by counsel against current FDA/FTC structure-function rules before launch, per the tech-stack plan.